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Anti-AI Slop Technology

LinkedIn Posts
That Don't Sound Like
AI Garbage✕

Paste any article or URL. Get 3 high-impact posts with contrarian hooks, authentic voice, and zero "In today's fast-paced world" nonsense.

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3 free generations per day. No signup required.

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Trusted by 2,847 founders who refuse to sound like bots
The Problem

Your Audience Can Smell
AI Slop From A Mile Away

LinkedIn's 2026 algorithm actively suppresses AI-detected content. But even before the algorithm catches it, your readers already know. These phrases are the tell-tale signs:

"In today's fast-paced world..."

The #1 indicator of AI content. LinkedIn's algorithm literally flags this.

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"Here's why this matters..."

Condescending transition that screams 'I'm filling space.'

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"🚀 Excited to share..."

The rocket emoji + excitement combo is AI's favorite opener.

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"What do you think? Comment below!"

Engagement bait that readers instinctively scroll past.

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"Let me break it down for you..."

Patronizing tone that sounds like a LinkedIn guru, not a human.

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"This is a game-changer."

Meaningless hype word that could describe anything or nothing.

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80%

Reach reduction for AI-flagged content

2.3s

Average time before readers scroll past slop

67%

Of LinkedIn users report ignoring obvious AI content

The Solution

One Article.
Three Angles.
Zero Slop.

Each generation produces 3 distinct posts optimized for different engagement patterns. No two are alike.

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Contrarian Take

Challenge conventional wisdom with a bold stance backed by evidence.

Example Output
Everyone says you need to raise money to scale. We hit $10M ARR. Zero investors. Zero board meetings. Zero dilution. Here's what we did instead of pitching VCs: We got profitable in month 4. Not because we're geniuses—because we had no choice. No runway = no room for vanity metrics. We said no to 200+ features our users "needed." We built 12 that actually moved the needle. The VC model works for some companies. But it's not the only model.
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Story-Driven

Personal narrative with tension, vulnerability, and earned insight.

Example Output
Last March, I almost shut down the company. We had $47 in the bank. Literally. My co-founder and I sat in a Denny's parking lot at 2am, doing math on napkins. If we couldn't close two deals this week, we were done. We closed three. Not because we suddenly became better salespeople. Because desperation made us finally listen to what customers actually wanted. I keep that napkin in my desk. $47. That's how close we came to giving up on something that turned out to work.
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Tactical Insight

Specific, actionable frameworks with concrete examples.

Example Output
The exact dashboard that got us to $10M ARR. We track 6 numbers. That's it. Every Monday at 9am. 1. Cash in bank (not revenue—cash) 2. Net new MRR (after churn) 3. Support tickets opened 4. Time to first value 5. Referral rate 6. My stress level (1-10, seriously) That last one sounds like a joke. It's not. When I'm stressed, I make bad decisions. I chase big deals instead of serving existing customers. So we track it. No CAC/LTV ratios. No cohort analysis. A Google Sheet and radical honesty.
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AI Detection Bypass

Trained to avoid patterns that trigger LinkedIn's filters

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Your Voice, Amplified

Sounds like you wrote it, because you basically did

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30 Seconds Flat

Paste → Generate → Copy. That's it.

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Engagement Optimized

Hooks that stop the scroll, not trigger it

Wall of Love

Creators Who
Refuse To Sound
Like Bots

"I was skeptical—another AI writing tool? But Unslop actually gets it. My posts finally sound like ME again, not like ChatGPT having a corporate crisis."
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Sarah Chen
Founder @ Stealth Startup
5x engagement increase
"Our CMO's LinkedIn was dying. Every post felt like it came from an AI farm. Two weeks with Unslop and we're back to authentic thought leadership."
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Marcus Rodriguez
Head of Content @ B2B SaaS
From 50 to 2,000+ impressions
"The contrarian angle generator is chef's kiss. It finds takes I wouldn't have thought of, but they're genuinely defensible—not just rage-bait."
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Priya Sharma
Executive Coach
3 viral posts in first month
"I repurpose every podcast episode through Unslop now. What used to take me 2 hours takes 10 minutes, and the output is better than what I wrote manually."
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David Park
Podcast Host, 50k followers
Saved 6+ hours/week
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